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You're subscribed to MIKEY'S FUNNIES as xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ourSponsor============================= POTLUCK RECIPES WITH A FLAIR! today'sFunny=========================== There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might be able to take some of his wealth with him. An angel hears his plea and appears to him, "Sorry, but you can't take your wealth with you." The man implores the angel to speak to God to see if He might bend the rules. The man continues to pray that his wealth could follow him. The angel reappears and informs the man that God has decided to allow him to take one suitcase with him. Overjoyed, the man gathers his largest suitcase and fills it with pure gold bars and places it beside his bed. Soon afterward the man dies and shows up at the Gates of Heaven to greet St. Peter. Seeing the suitcase Peter says, "Hold on, you can't bring that in here!" But the man explains to him that he has permission and asks him to verify his story with the Lord. Sure enough, Peter checks and comes back saying, "You're right. You are allowed one carry-on bag, but I'm supposed to check its contents before letting it through." Peter opens the suitcase to inspect the worldly items that the man found too precious to leave behind and exclaims, "You brought pavement?!?!" =============================== Mikey's Thot for the Day: =============================== PASS IT ON! =============================== MIKEY'S FUNNIES is brought to you by Mike Atkinson @ www.uneekNet.com ... helping ministries do the Internet right www.mikeysFunnies.com You're receiving this recurring mailing because you either directly subscribed to the list, signed up on our website, or emailed a request to be subscribed to Mikey's Funnies. We require verification of all subscription requests. Mikey's Funnies respects your privacy: We won't rent, sell, or share your email address with any company, organization, or individual, sacred or secular. o Get info on how to donate to support the Funnies: o To unsubscribe, click the List-Unsubscribe address shown above
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