mikey's funnies 07.13.2004: A Blooper Funny - 2
Part 2 [read Part 1] What follows are New Testament bloopers from Sunday school students: ~ When the three wise guys from the East Side arrived, they found Jesus- in the manager. Jesus was born because Mary had an emaculate contraption. ~ St. John, the Blacksmith, dumped water on his head. ~ Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before- they do one to you. He also explained, "Man doth not live by sweat alone." ~ It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance. ~ The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels. ~ A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony. ~ The epistles were the wives of the apostles. ~ One of the opossums was St. Matthew, who was by profession a taximan. ~ When Mary heard that she was the Mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta. ~ St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage. [read Part 1] =============================== Mikey's
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