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09.30.2004: A Church Funny - 1

~ People wonder, when Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish.

~ High notes on the organ can set the dogs to howling.

~ There is no such thing as a "secret" sin.

~ The final words of the benediction are, "Ya'll come back now, ya hear."

~ The preacher says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," and five guys stand up.

~ Opening day of hunting season is recognized as an official church holiday.

~ Prayers regarding the weather are standard practice.

~ The choir group is known as the "O.K. Chorale."

~ The pastor wears boots.

~ People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark.

~ Four generations of the same family sit together in worship.

~ Baptism is referred to as "branding."

~ A member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because: "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of!"

~ There's a special fundraiser for a new septic tank.

~ Finding and returning lost sheep isn't just a parable.

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Mikey's Thot for the Day:
You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on his back you've got something.

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