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CHRISTMAS SONG TEST

The following words are alternate titles for several well-known Christmas carols:

Quadruped with crimson proboscis:

5 p.m. to 6 a.m. without noise:

Miniscule hamlet in the far east:

Ancient benevolent despot:

Adorn the vestibule:

Exuberance directed to the planet:

Listen, aerial spirits harmonizing:

Monarchial trio:

Yonder in the haystack:

Assemble, everyone who believes:

Hallowed post meridian:

Fantasies of a colorless December 25th:

Argentum tintinnabulums:

A dozen 24-hour yule periods:

Befell during the transparent bewitching hour:

Homo sapien of crystallized vapor:

I merely desire a pair of incisors:

I spied my maternal parent osculating a fat man in red:

Perambulating through a December solstice fantasy:

Aloft on the acme of the abode:

Bleached Yule:

Castaneous-colored Seed Vesicated in a Conflagration:

Singular Yearning for the Twin Anterior Incisors:

Righteous Darkness:

Arrival Time - 2400 hrs - Weather - Cloudless:

Loyal Followers Advance:

Far Off in a Feeder:

Array the Corridor:

Bantam Male Percussionist:

Nocturnal Noiselessness:

Jehovah Deactivate Blithe Chevaliers:

Red Man En Route to Borough:

Frozen Precipitation Commence:

Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle:

The Quadruped with the Vermilion Proboscis:

Query Regarding Identity of Descendant:

Delight for this Planet:

Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings:

The Dozen Festive 24 Hour Intervals:

Approach everyone who is steadfast:

Ecstasy toward the orb:

Listen! The Foretelling spirits harmonize:

Hey, Minuscule urban area southeast of Jerusalem:

Quiescent Nocturnal period:

The Autocrat troika originating near the ascent of Apollo:

The primary carol:

Embellish the corridors:

I'm fantasizing concerning a blanched yuletide:

I apprehended my maternal parent osculating with a corpulent unshaven male in crimson disguise:

During the time ovine caretakers supervised their charges past midnight:

The thing manifests itself at the onset of a transparent day:

The coniferous nativity:

What offspring abides thus?:

Removed in a bovine feeding trough:

Creator, cool it, you kooky cats!:

Valentino, the roseate proboscises wapiti:

The slight percussionist lad:

Father Christmas approaches the metropolis:

Seraphim we aurally detected in the stratosphere:

The tatterdemalion ebony atmosphere:

ANSWERS:

Quadruped with crimson proboscis: Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer

5 p.m. to 6 a.m. without noise: Silent Night

Miniscule hamlet in the far east: O Little Town of Bethlehem

Ancient benevolent despot: Good King Wenceslas (or some believe in Jolly Old St. Nicholas)

Adorn the vestibule: Deck the Halls

Exuberance directed to the planet: Joy to the World

Listen, aerial spirits harmonizing: Hark the Herald Angels Sing

Monarchial trio: We Three Kings

Yonder in the haystack: Away in a Manger

Assemble, everyone who believes: Come All Ye Faithful

Hallowed post meridian: O Holy Night

Fantasies of a colorless December 25th: I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas

Argentum tintinnabulums: Silver Bells

A dozen 24-hour Yule periods: The Twelve Days of Christmas

Befell during the transparent bewitching hour: It Came Upon a Midnight Clear

Homo sapien of crystallized vapor: Frosty the Snowman

I merely desire a pair of incisors: All I want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth

I spied my maternal parent osculating a fat man in red: I Saw Mama Kissing Santa Claus

Perambulating through a December solstice fantasy: Walking Through a Winter Wonderland

Aloft on the acme of the abode: Up on the Rooftop

Bleached Yule: White Christmas

Castaneous-colored Seed Vesicated in a conflagration: Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire

Singular Yearning for the Twin Anterior Incisors: All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth

Righteous Darkness: O Holy Night

Arrival Time: 2400 hrs - Weather: Cloudless: It Came Upon a Midnight Clear

Loyal Followers Advance: O Come, All Ye Faithful

Far Off in a Feeder: Away in a Manger

Array the Corridor: Deck the Hall

Bantam Male Percussionist: Little Drummer Boy

Nocturnal Noiselessness: Silent Night

Jehovah Deactivate Blithe Chevaliers: God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen

Red Man En Route to Borough: Santa Claus is Coming to Town

Frozen Precipitation Commence: Let it Snow

Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle: Go, Tell It on the Mountain

The Quadruped with the Vermilion Proboscis: Rudolph, the Red-nosed Reindeer

Query Regarding Identity of Descendant: What Child is This?

Delight for this Planet: Joy to the World

Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings: Hark! The Herald Angels Sing

The Dozen Festive 24 Hour Intervals: The Twelve Days of Christmas

Approach everyone who is steadfast: Oh Come All Ye Faithful

Ecstasy toward the orb: Joy to the World

Listen! The Foretelling spirits harmonize: Hark, the Herald Angels Sing

Hey, Minuscule urban area southeast of Jerusalem: Oh Little Town of Bethlehem

Quiescent Nocturnal period: Silent Night

The Autocrat troika originating near the ascent of Apollo: We Three Kings

The primary carol: The First Noel

Embellish the corridors: Deck the Halls

I'm fantasizing concerning a blanched yuletide: I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas

I apprehended my maternal parent osculating with a corpulent unshaven male in crimson disguise: I Saw Momma Kissing Santa Claus

During the time ovine caretakers supervised their charges past midnight: While Shepherds Kept their Flocks by Night

The thing manifests itself at the onset of a transparent day: It Came Upon a Midnight Clear

The coniferous nativity: O Christmas Tree

What offspring abides thus?: What Child is This?

Removed in a bovine feeding trough: Away in a Manger

Creator, cool it, you kooky cats!: God Rest ye Merry Gentlemen

Valentino, the roseate proboscises wapiti: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

The slight percussionist lad: The Little Drummer Boy

Father Christmas approaches the metropolis: Santa Claus is coming to Town

Seraphim we aurally detected in the stratosphere: Angels We have Heard on High

The tatterdemalion ebony atmosphere: O Holy Night