mikey's funnies
limited archive

07.07.2010: A Name Funny

BABY NAME IDEAS
Based on your occupation!

PROFESSION........................NAME

Accountant's child............Ira/Penny/Addison/Owen
Announcer's son............Mike
Archaeologist's son............Doug
Archer's son............Mark
Architect's son............Archie
Astronomer's daughter............Luna/Star
Athlete’s child............Victor/Victoria
Auto mechanic's son............Jack
Backpacker's daughter........Carrie
Baker's daughter .................Cookie
Band director's daughter........Claire Annette
Banker's daughter ........Fanny Mae/Penny/Linda
Banker's son............Rich/Cash
Baptist's son............Duncan
Barber's son............Harry/Butch
Barista’s son ............Joe
Bartender's daughters............Sherry/Brandy
Baseball player's son........Homer
Beachcomber's daughter ........Shelley
Beautician's son .................Curly
Bee keeper's daughter............Honey
Biker's son............Harley
Bird watcher's daughter.........Robin
Bodybuilder's daughter.............Buffy
Bowling Center's owner's daughter............Ally
Brewer's daughter............Amber/Ginny
Brick layer's son............Mason
Broadway star's son............Tony
Burglar’s son............Jimmy
Butcher's daughter............Patty
Butcher's son........Butch/Chuck
Car dealer’s daughter............Alise/Mercedes
Carpenter's daughter............Peg
Carpet layers son........Matt
Cattle rancher's son...................Angus
Cattle thief's son................Russell
Cheese maker’s daughter ........Brie
Cheese maker’s son............Colby
Chef's daughter......Julianne
Chemist's daughter............Esther
Chimney sweep's daughter............Ashley
Choir director's daughter............Carol
Circus acrobat's son............Flip
Clarinetist's son............Reid
Clothing manufacturer's daughter............Polly Esther
Comedian's daughter............Joy
Computer programmer’s daughter............Meg/Dot
Computer repairman's son............Chip
Computer techie's son..........Mack
Confectioner's daughter ........Candi
Cook's son............Pepper/Soupy
Counterfeiter's son...............Bill
Crayon-maker's children............Violet/Ruby/Amber/Red
Debt advice worker's daughter............Bernadette
Deer hunter’s children............Buck & Doe
Deli owner's daughter............Olive
Delivery man's daughter............Carrie
Denim maker's daughter............Jean
Dentist's son............Phil
Dredger’s daughter............Flo
Drummer's son............Tom
Early-riser's son............Dewey
Egyptologist's son............Niles
Excavator's daughter............Sandy
Exercise guru's son............Jim
Existentialist's son............Nil
Fabric dyer's son............Hugh
Family lawyer's son.........Will
Farmers market owner's son ........Gord
Fencing wire maker's daughter........Barb
Firefighter's son........Bernie/Flint/Jose/Ash
Fisherman's daughter............Brook
Fisherman's son............Rod
Florist's daughters............Daisy/Rose/Lily/Violet/Laurel
Football coach's daughter.......Yardley
Forest Ranger's son ........Barkley
Funeral director's sons............Paul
Gambler's daughter............Bette
Gardener's son............Moe/Bud
Gas station attendant's son............Philip
Geneticist's son............Gene
Geologist's daughter............Crystal
Geologist's son............Cliff/Rocky
Glass maker's daughters............Crystal/Tiffany
Goalie's daughter............Nettie
Golfer's son............Chip
Hair stylist's son................Bob
Ham radio operator's son............Roger
Hamburger maker’s daughter............Patty
Herb grower's children............Parsley/Sage/Rosemary/Thyme
Highway patrolman's son............Chase
Hit man’s son............Gunner
Hit man's daughter............Di
Homeopathic doctor's son..........Herb
Horse thief's son............Russell
Hospice worker's daughter............Karen
Hot dog vendor's son............Frank
Housewife's son ..................Dusty
Ice skater's daughter ........Grace
Iron worker's son............Rusty
IRS agent's daughter............Mony
Javelin thrower's son............Chuck
Jeweler’s daughter............Julie/Pearl/Opal/Ruby/Jewel/Beryl
Journalist's son............Ed
Justice of the peace's daughter............Mary
Kennel owner's daughter............Pat
Kindergarten teacher's son............Skip
Knight's son............Lance
Landscaper's daughter............Rox
Landscaper's son............Phil
Lawyer's daughter............Sue
Lawyer's son............Will
Leather worker's son............Tanner
Librarian's daughter............Paige
Librarian's son............Reed
Limestone worker's son's............Mason
Lingerie saleslady's daughter............Lacey
Lion tamer's son............Leo
Locksmith’s son............Jimmy
Logger's son............Forrest
Lunchroom servers' son............Trey
Machine-gunner's son............Tommy
Manicurist's son............Hans
Marathon runner's son............Miles
Meteorologist's daughter............Haley
Meteorologist's son............Sonny
Midwife's daughter............Liv
Millionaire’s son............Rich
Minister's daughter............Faith/Grace/Hope/Charity/Joy
Monk’s son............Abbot
Mountain climber's son............Cliff
Movie star's son............Oscar
Moving company exec's daughter............Carrie
Museum curator's son............Art
Musician's daughter ............Viola
Musician's twin daughter............Melody & Harmony
Nobleman's son............Earl
Nomad's son............Rover
Nuclear Physicist’s son............Adam
Nurse's son............Ward
Oceanographer's daughter............Sandy
Ophthalmologist’s daughter's............Iris
Ornithologist's son's............Jay
Painter's son............Art
Parking garage attendant ............Parker
Personal trainer's son............Jim
Pharmacist’s son............Phil
Philanthropist's daughter............Sharon
Pig Farmer’s son............Ham
Pilot's son............Jet
Plumber's daughter............Flo
Plumber's son............John
Poker champ's daughter's............Annie
Poker player son............Chip/Jack/Ace
Police officer's daughter............Macey
Policeman's son............Bobby
Politician's daughter............Patsy
Preacher's son............Christian
Priest's daughter............Abbey
Prison guard's daughter............Barb
Procrastinator's son's............Terry
Proofreader's son............Mark
Publisher's daughter............Mag
Race-car driver's son............Rod
Registered Nurse-daughter............Nightingale
River dredger’s daughter............Flo
Rude person's twin sons............Frank & Curt
Rug maker's son............Matt
Sausage maker's son............Frank
Saw mill owner's daughter............Millie
Seafood chef's daughter............Pearl
Seamstress' son............Taylor
Ship's captain's daughter............Bertha
Short order cook's son............Stu
Steam shovel operator's son............Doug
Stock trader's daughter............Cher
Storm chaser's daughter's ............Gail
Stuffed animal maker's son's............Teddy
Surfer’s daughter............Sandy
Swimmer's daughter............Terry
Swimmer's son............Bob
Tailor's daughter............Polly Esther/Jean
Tea manufacturer's daughter ............Jasmine
Teacher's son............Ed/Mark
Telemarketer's son............Colin
Televangelist's daughter............Charity
Tennis player's daughter............Lettie
Tennis player's son............Ace
Thief's son/daughter............Robin/Robyn/Rob
Topographer's daughter............Dale
Topographer's son............Glen
Toy store owner's daughter............Barbie
Toy store owner's son............Ken
Toymaker's daughter............Dolly
Train engineer's daughter............Tootsy
Trout fisher's daughter............Brook
Truck driver’s son............Peter
Truck driver's son............Laurie
TV remote control tester's son............Turner
TV show star's daughter............Emmy
Undertaker's son............Barry
Weatherman's daughter............Rein
Weatherman's daughters...........Summer/Autumn/Winter/Rein
Wedding planner's daughter's............June
Wind turbine builder's daughter ............Wendy
Wine maker’s son............Vin
Wine merchant's daughter............Sherry
Woodworker's daughter............Peg
Wrestler's son............Matt
Yacht maker's daughter............Marina

home | about us | donate | subscription center | advertise | contact

Mikey's Funnies is generously hosted by Website development and hosting with a ministry heart